I’m an alien… it’s important for our species to have contact
Hmmm, this is not the kind of line that you’d expect to lead to a ten-minute conversation. But apparently, it did. According to the newly released UFO files, there has been at least one bloke claiming to be an alien and babbling on for at least 10 minutes before sending the object of his “inter-species affection” running.
From the same article:
…the man claimed his race was responsible for creating crop circles and also explained he felt it was important for contact between the two peoples to occur. As she ran home, the woman heard a loud buzzing noise behind her, and turned to see a large, glowing spherical object…
Of course there are a couple of valuable lessons to be learned here:
- Delivery is everything. Some people will listen to anything if you manage to grab and hold their attention.
- Make sure you create some sort of buzz when you leave. Dunno about “large, glowing spherical objects” on the first date though…
- Lastly: if you can make the other person look back when leaving, you are 90% there. Keep working on the remaining 10% and you’ll get there in the end.
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