If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
This must be one of the cleverest word-play chat-up lines in the book. After all, you can always pretend to have meant it in the figurative sense. It’s not really expected to work, but maybe if the object of your attention is in the mood for some physical contact, it might lead to something. Then again it’s a bit long, so she/he will see you coming from miles away. Save it for a special occasion to be safe.
Hat-tip to Ken Jones for reminding us of this one.
July 4th, 2008 at 12:35
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